Best headline writing

Division C

The Daily
Astorian

Patrick Webb

Tis the season of Goodwill (not!)

Bush's spokesman, under pressure from media, opens mouth, inserts foot, then holds tongue

Lie in court! Slam! You're off to prison

Inspiration + perspiration = preservation + ovation

No matter how you slice it, they've got your number (Pi)

Too few votes mean sewer measure is down the drain